Hurry Home, Hurry Home (Spoof of: Hari Om, Hari Om)

I did the unthinkable. Yes. I watched a Himesh Reshammiya movie - Karzzzz - last Sunday!

Before you start questioning my taste in movies and music, let me make one thing clear - I watched the movie to laugh at every frame of the movie, and have fun; and boy! I'll be honest, it was the funniest Hindi movie ever! Trust me. This movie is a classic! (A Classic example of how to make a BAD movie!)

All hail the King of Unintentional Comedy - Himesh Reshammiya!

But, why should one be so critical, when you can proverbially laugh your guts out watching this movie! It's so bad, it's good! If you've already watched this movie (with the same intention), you would know better! :D

And, if you still haven't watched this movie, and wanna watch it with the intent of watching some quality cinema, then DO NOT watch it!

I'll rightly put forth my opinion of the movie: Put your brain on Tandoor, and Hurry Home!

Which brings me to one song in the movie that managed to grab my attention!

The song - Hari Om Hari Om - made me think that, if tweaked a little, it would caution you from watching the movie any further! (Yeah, I deciphered The Hi-mesh Code :D)

The song comes in at around 40 minutes into the movie, and Hurry Home is Himesh's way of saying, after you're done with this Crap-tacular Masterpiece - I told you to hurry home. Hate to say, I told you so! :D

So, if they really wanted to change the song from Hari Om (yawn) to Hurry Home, I'm sure it would be something like this:

Hurry Home, Hurry Home

(Prelude)

Doston..
Meri Awaaz bhi kya cheez hai,
Naa aapko jeene deti hai, naa marne deti hai,
Subah-shaam meri awaaz, aapke kaanon main goonjti rehti hai,
Lakh koshish karo, to bhi mera mooh bandh nahi hota!
Bass ab meri acting ki baari hai,
Karzzzz dekhiyega,
kyunki agar aap dekh kar na hanse,
To rone lag jaunga main...

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

Cinema Hall main..
baithe ho kyun...
Cinema Hall main.. baithe ho kyun,
Haven't u had enough, of the Himesh Syndroooome?

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hooome..

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

Mere in gaanon se, Anacin ki farmaish hai,
Chein o' sukoon khona hai to, sunte raho..
(Oh You hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
Meri in filmon ka andaaz hatke hai,
Tragedies main bhi hasaata rahoon,
(You better hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
This movie is Bull-Sheet,
It'll torture you till you're beat!
Don't want your mind to kneel?
You better hurry hurry hurry!

Cinema Hall main.. baithe ho kyun,
Haven't u had enough, of the Himesh Syndroooome?

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

Behaal kar diya hai, mere in baalon ne,
Dhol se bhi badhkar hai pet yeh mera,
(Oh You hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
Gaane kya, ab main filmein banaaunga,
Rickshaw-waalon ka surroor hai mera,
(You better hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
Your brain is now dead-meat,
Yo! This movie is Bull-Sheet,
Now before i make you squeal,
You better hurry hurry hurry!

Cinema Hall main.. baithe ho kyun,
Haven't u had enough, of the Himesh Syndroooome?

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome.. 

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

As always, listen to the (original) song and sing this along!

Oh, and by the way, I know I'm abetting a sin by asking you to listen to a Himesh Reshammiya song! Hence, the spoof to absolve my sins! :P

P.S.: Do let me know how you liked it!

"Gorilla On A-Capella" - Spoof of "Umbrella"

I'm back (Yes, already) with another spoof (Oh, how I love doing this!). Okay, it hasn't been really long since my last spoof - Hungry No More, but I really like doing this, and will be spoofing/parodying songs more often now! LOL.

And I had this song "Umbrella" in mind since long. But I really wasn't sure how I would make a spoof on it, and most importantly, what to title it!

At first, I had decided to title it "(You're My) Cinderella", but that title didn't ring any funny bells in my mind; besides, it would have been near impossible to create a comical situation with a title that sounded so mushy!

So, I heard "Umbrella" two nights ago (probably for the second time then, 'cause I'm not a R&B/Hip-Hop fan) and came up with "Gorilla On A-Capella".

"Gorilla On A-Capella" tells the tale of an aspiring Hip-Hop/R&B artist - Swingianna (don't ask me how I came up with that name; it was random :D) and her tryst with her (ex)boyfriend Lay-Z (a HUGE fan of Jay-Z)!

Lay-Z fell in love with Swingianna the first time he saw her in college. But when he learnt more about Swingianna's hygiene and food habits, and actually heard her sing, he decided to distance himself from her!

Crestfallen, Swingianna decides to change things and make Lay-Z regret his decision to leave her!

Sounds a little serious, doesn't it? :O

Lighten up! What follows next is here for you to read! :D

Without further ado, here's presenting to you, "Gorilla On A-Capella"!

Gorilla On A-Capella

[Lay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea, Swingianna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone nuts!)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action!)
Ahuh Ahuh
Whoa!

You come to my dorm
Stay away, you're a filthy skank
You come in with your trash-bag tramps
I know you're here to perform
on A-Capella
You see I'm the jet-setter
Got cheese tortillas on da platter
Yo! They gonna give you
Constipation, it's my Inspiration,
You think you gonna get away? (huh)
(Barf!)
Nay!
Lay-Z's outta here, time for a snack!
Li'l Miss Whiney, Swingianna where you at?

[Swingianna]
You heard me fart
It tore your world apart
I was in your dreams
But now you've gone so far
You kept me in the dark
I kept goin' to the bar
That's where you saw me flare
But now I just don't care...

Because

[Chorus]
When the lines rhyme, we’ll sing together
Told you I'll be on crack forever!
Off to Rehab, me, you wanted to send
I ain't no Winehouse; keep dreamin' my friend!
Now I'm whining more than ever
Know this couldn't have got no better!
I know you can't stand me, li'l fella
'Cause 'm a Gorilla on A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

With botox and creams,
I try so hard to preen
You still don't see me twice
Now i'm gonna raise my price!
And when she dumps you down
You're gonna look a clown
Your heart for me will yank
Oh wait, I'm the filthy skank!

Because

[Chorus]
When the lines rhyme, we’ll sing together
Told you I'll be on crack forever!
Off to Rehab, me, you wanted to send
I ain't no Winehouse; keep dreamin' my friend!
Now I'm whining more than ever
Know this couldn't have got no better!
I know you can't stand me, li'l fella
'Cause 'm a Gorilla on A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

Now you come into my dorm
Food's over, you can't go on
What do you think of me
You stink like a stale sushi
on crap
So go on, and get outta my door
Get hooked up with Beyonce once more...

Because

[Chorus]
When the lines rhyme, we’ll sing together
Told you I'll be on crack forever!
Off to Rehab, me, you wanted to send
I ain't no Winehouse; keep dreamin' my friend!
Now I'm whining more than ever
Know this couldn't have got no better!
I know you can't stand me, li'l fella
'Cause 'm a Gorilla on A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Gorilla On A-Capella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

I'm whining (whining)
Oh Lay-Z, i'm Whining (whining)
C'mon, come near to me
Come near to me
I'm whining (whining)
Oh Lay-Z, i'm Whining (whining)
.......

As always, do tell me how you liked it! :D

Hungry No More (Spoof of "Lonely No More")

Whoa! It's been more than 6 months since I last wrote a spoof on a song!

As they say, better late than never! :D

So, the lucky song this time around is "Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas. Haha!

No offence to either Rob or the song. This song is one of my favorites, so are Rob Thomas and Matchbox Twenty!

I couldn't help but think of a title more vulnerable to getting a spoof than "Lonely No More". LOL.

So, the idea was to make a song titled "Hungry No More", and it's been quite a while since this idea came about; 6 months to be precise!

So, today, there was this itch to write something funny, and I sat down and wrote "Hungry No More" this afternoon, listening to "Lonely No More" on loop, on my iPod!

Of course, this is just a modest effort at the spoof. In time, i'll try and better the song if I get suggestions, or if I find anything that can be modified!

For now, this is the song "Hungry No More"!

It tells the tale of an obese young man who is in love with food as much as he's in love with his girlfriend! And his girlfriend has already tried to pull all the stops possible to make him go on a diet. She is persistent, and so is he! :D

Here we go...

"HUNGRY NO MORE"

Now it seems to me
That you want all this flab away..
But flab is only fab,
Can I sacrifice something else?
Can you swear to me that you won't throw those fries away?
Feed me like you have,
More than ever baby... (baby baby baby)

I don't wanna be hungry no more
I don't mind having to pay the bill,
I just want those pizzas at my door
I can't take another low-fat diet drill!

I don't wanna be angry no more
Baby, your spinach soup got me ill!
So when you say you wanna feed me, know for sure
I don't wanna be hungry anymore!

whoa oh oh
whoa oh oh
oh
oh oh oh

whoa oh oh
whoa oh oh
oh
oh oh oh

Now its hard for me with my wallet still on the mend
Baby, Gimme those dollar bills... Hey, cause you're my girlfriend!
And baby, you can take me anywhere
KFC, Barbeque, Gourmet Restaurants,
Feed me anything; I'll feed you back again
Why.. can't.. you... just try...

I don't wanna be hungry no more
I don't mind having to pay the bill,
I just want those pizzas at my door
I can't take another low-fat diet drill!

I don't wanna be angry no more
Baby, your spinach soup got me ill!
So when you say you wanna feed me, know for sure
I don't wanna be hungry anymore!

whoa oh oh
whoa oh oh
oh
oh oh oh

whoa oh oh
whoa oh oh
oh

What if there was food for you, what if there was food for me..
What if I we could eat all we could if food was all free!
What if I was Cheese (i was cheese), and you were my Macaroni
What if I spent all my life, eatin' and sleepin' right beside you!

I don't wanna be hungry no more
I don't mind having to pay the bill,
I just want those pizzas at my door
I can't take another low-fat diet drill!

I don't wanna be angry no more
Baby, your spinach soup got me ill!
So when you say you wanna feed me, know for sure
I don't wanna be hungry anymore!

whoa oh oh
whoa oh oh
oh
oh oh oh

whoa oh oh
whoa oh oh
oh (I don't wanna be hungry anymore!)
oh oh oh

I don't wanna be hungry no more..

I don't wanna be hungry no more..

I don't wanna be hungry no more..

I don't wanna be hungry anymore!

As always, do let me know how you liked it! :)

Gracias.

P.S.: Just in case, you've been living under a Rock, or have been ODing on Hip-Hop, and not heard to "Lonely No More" by Rob Thomas, you can watch the song here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjIJF5Dwxq4

And then, the pieces would fall in place! :D

Bevde Zameen Par - Raap Chik Peele

After coming up with the title song of Bevde Zameen Par, i realized that more songs from Taare Zameen Par could be used in the context of BZP... LoL... :D

So, after another bright day at the office where i used "productive" time efficiently, i've come up with the next song of BZP - Raap Chik Peele - a take on the famous Bum Bum Bhole song...

This song is a whole lot loonier, and it was intended to be that way, atleast in BZP's context =P

So, without further ado, I proudly present to you.....

Raap Chik Peele

Dekho Dekho Kya Woh Rum Hai,
Bhoori bottal main, ya Scotch Koi...
Dekho Dekho.. Kya Woh Rum Hai,
Bhoori bottal main, ya Scotch Koi....
Beer Hai Ya, Bartender Ne
mila diya hai Vodka na kahin...!

O Hum to piwat hain, apna jahaan hai aisa hi...
Jaisi ye Daaru Apni...!

Khul Ke peeyein Aao,
Daaru ki tanki mangaao..
Padosiyon ko bhi bulaao...
Chalo Chalo, Chalo Chalo
Chalo Chalo, Chalo Chalo,
Naye Bar ghoom lein!

Hey Hey.... Hey Hey....
Hey Hey Hey Hey....
Hey Hey.... Hey Hey....
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey....

Laa Laa (Laa Laa)
Laa Re (Laa Re)
Pee Le (Pee Le)
Laa Re Pee Le (Laa Re Pee Le)

O Raap Raap (Raap Raap)
Raap Raap Peele (Raap Raap Peele)
Hey Raap Chik Peele (Raap Chik Peele)
Arre, Masti Mein Dole (Masti Mein Dole)

Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Dole
Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Tu Dol Re...

Hey,
Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Dole
Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Tu Dol Re...

Bhala Desi Daaru chadhtii kyuuun nahin....
Socho Naa, Socho Bhi...
Socho Rum ko bhi dawa main milaa kar
Pharma Companies bhi buddhu banaate rahein...!
Beer sone jaise Timtimaye,
Ya Phir Gusse Mein upar ful-fulati rahe...!

To Khul Ke peeyein Aao,
Daaru ki tanki mangaao..
Padosiyon ko bhi bulaao...
Chalo Chalo, Chalo Chalo
Chalo Chalo, Chalo Chalo,Naye Bar ghoom lein!

Hey Hey.... Hey Hey....
Raap Chik tu Peele,
Hey Hey.... Hey Hey....
Masti Mein Tu Dol Re...

O pee pee kar hai Tanker Full (Tanker Full Tanker Full)
Bottal khaali To Dabba Gul (Oye Dabba Gul Dabba Gul)
Oye Gol Gol Gol tu Ghoom re (Ghoom Re Ghoom Re Ghoom Re)
2 Bottal bindaas khol re (Khol Re Khol Re Khol Re)

Main Bhi Hoon (Main Bhi Hoon)
Tu Bhi Hai (Tu Bhi Hai)

Main Bhi.. Tu Bhi... Hum Sab Mil Ke.........

Raap Chik Raap Raap Chik Raap Raap Chik...
Raap Raap Raap Raap Raap Raap...

Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Dole
Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Tu Dol Re...

Aisi Rangon Bhari Apni Daaru Hai Kyun
Socho To, Socho Naa...
Pyar se Chun Ke, Is Daaru Ko
Kisi Ne Sajaaya apna to sansaar hai...
Daaru Wala koi jaadugar hai ya
Upar wale se bhi bada Kalakaar Hai!

Khul Ke peeyein Aao,
Daaru ki tanki mangaao..
Padosiyon ko bhi bulaao...
Chalo Chalo Chalo Chalo Chalo Chalo Chalo Chalo
Chalo Chalo Chalo Chalo Naye Bar ghoom lein!

Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Dole
Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Tu Dol Re...

Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Dole
Raap Chik Peele, Masti Mein Tu Dol Re...

Oye Raap Chik Peele!

Bevde Zameen Par - every glass is special.. -> The Official theme song :P

Some of u might have seen the poster of Bevde Zameen Par already... But what u haven't seen/read is the official theme song of Bevde Zameen Par..

***Created by Shreyash (ME)*** :P

The poster was not created by me though..

hope u like the song.... ;)


P.S.: try n sing the song in the original tune ;)


Here we go!



Dekho Inhein Yeh Hain Daaru Ki Boondein,
Bottlon Ki God Mein Aasmaan Se Koodein,
Angdayee Lein Phir Karwat Badal Kar,
Ludakte chalte hain ye to Phisal Kar..

Kho Na Jaaye Ye............... Bevde Zameen Par!

Daaru to hai Sardi Mein, Dhoop Ki Kirane,
Safed daanton ko peela sa Kardein,
Mann Ke ujaalon ko andhera Sa Kar dein,
Thithurti Aankhon Ki Rangat Badal dein...

Kho Na Jaaye Ye............... Bevde Zameen Par!

Jaise Bacardi ki bottal mere yaaron,
Aur bottal main meethi si daaru,
Aur daaru Mein Mil Jaaye Farishta Sa Koi..!
Dikhe Jaise koi Rangon Bhari Pichkari,
Lage meri bottal phoolon ki daali,
Aisi Whisky-Scotch peele to khil jaata har Koi...!

Yeh To Aasha Ki Lehar Hai.........
Hamari Ummeed Ki Sehar Hai...
Khushiyon ka safar hai!

Kho Na Jaaye Ye............... Bevde Zameen Par!

Dekho inhe raaton Ke Seeney Pe,
Jhilmil Kisi Sadak pe padein Hain..
Daaru Ki Khushboo main sadkon ko behkaate ye chalein..!
Bottal khali ho to ho jayein dil ke tukde,
Sadi hui koi gobi se Mukhde,
Jaise Bandar haath se laddoo chheen le, Pedon Ke Taley!

Phir To Jhonke Hain Pawan Ke.....
Kaanon main ghungroo jaise chhanke...
Jaise baal ud gaye ho chaman se!

Kho Na Jaaye Ye............... Bevde Zameen Par

Muhalley Ki Raunak,
Galiyon main Jaise..
Peene Ki Zid Par,
jhagadte hain waise..
Muthi main chutta bhar bhar ke
bar ki oar chalein...!
Na hai koi parwah gali ke kutton ki,
Na hai koi parwah policewaalon ki dandon ki,
daaru ke liye to zindagi daav par laga kar ye chalein...!

Kho Na Jaaye Ye............... Bevde Zameen Par!

Kabhi chadhti hai Jaise yaad aa jaye Naani,
lagne lagta hai jaise chullu bhar Paani..
Kabhi itni chadh Jaaye jaise
muh se nikale Sawaalon Ki Fuljhadi..!
Sannatey Mein Haste hain aise,
Sooney galiyon main kutte bhonke jaise,
Yeh to asli kutte na dikhein
Unki Kismat hai Badi...!

Aankhon main dikhe Jheel Mein Lehrata Chanda,
Police ka ye jab khaate hain danda..
Aise Manmauji hain ye
Police ko bhi daaru peene ko ye Kahein...!
Jab milta hai meetha sa thappad,
aur jail main dal-chawal bina Paapad..
Dande aur thappadon ki Sargam
Hardam kaanon main bajti hi rahe...!

Kho Na Jaaye Ye...............
Kho Na Jaaye Ye...............
Kho Na Jaaye Ye...............
Bevde Zameen Par!



Lyrics by: Shreyash :)



Pls reply back or msg me or call me with ur review of this! :D

My Review of SAW IV

This past Sunday night, i finished watching all 4 parts of SAW back-to-back, non-stop. Something like a marathon, if you'd wanna call it! I had finally got my hands on the DvD Rip of SAW IV (that's because the hacks in the gray market still didn't get the US Retail DvD with Special Features et al).

And honestly, this was an amazing 7-hour journey which culminated with the most brilliant and well-thought out sequel of all the 3 sequels; albeit very confusing, but still, one that takes you for a shocking ride!

This movie was touted to be the most violent and gory among all sequels of SAW. But i felt the violence and gore was on par with SAW III, maybe a tad more than it, but not extreme.

If you've read the reviews by now, you'd have read that there're way too many plots in this movie, which makes it all the more confusing to follow. But you can be rest assured that all the plots are intertwined, answering many questions, and leaving several more unanswered.

With that being said, it's highly difficult to predict what's gonna happen in SAW V. That notwithstanding, the games will continue, and so will JigSAW's legacy! And i'm very eagerly waiting for the fifth installment of the SAW series!

By the way, i am not letting any part of the storyline out, even if it's a non-spoiler; simply because i believe you gotta experience the unpredictable and unbelievable ride like it's totally new and unknown to you!

Watch this as soon as you can, and watch it after watching parts - I, II and III. This will turn up your SAW Experience by 4 times. Trust me.

9.6/10