Hurry Home, Hurry Home (Spoof of: Hari Om, Hari Om)

I did the unthinkable. Yes. I watched a Himesh Reshammiya movie - Karzzzz - last Sunday!

Before you start questioning my taste in movies and music, let me make one thing clear - I watched the movie to laugh at every frame of the movie, and have fun; and boy! I'll be honest, it was the funniest Hindi movie ever! Trust me. This movie is a classic! (A Classic example of how to make a BAD movie!)

All hail the King of Unintentional Comedy - Himesh Reshammiya!

But, why should one be so critical, when you can proverbially laugh your guts out watching this movie! It's so bad, it's good! If you've already watched this movie (with the same intention), you would know better! :D

And, if you still haven't watched this movie, and wanna watch it with the intent of watching some quality cinema, then DO NOT watch it!

I'll rightly put forth my opinion of the movie: Put your brain on Tandoor, and Hurry Home!

Which brings me to one song in the movie that managed to grab my attention!

The song - Hari Om Hari Om - made me think that, if tweaked a little, it would caution you from watching the movie any further! (Yeah, I deciphered The Hi-mesh Code :D)

The song comes in at around 40 minutes into the movie, and Hurry Home is Himesh's way of saying, after you're done with this Crap-tacular Masterpiece - I told you to hurry home. Hate to say, I told you so! :D

So, if they really wanted to change the song from Hari Om (yawn) to Hurry Home, I'm sure it would be something like this:

Hurry Home, Hurry Home

(Prelude)

Doston..
Meri Awaaz bhi kya cheez hai,
Naa aapko jeene deti hai, naa marne deti hai,
Subah-shaam meri awaaz, aapke kaanon main goonjti rehti hai,
Lakh koshish karo, to bhi mera mooh bandh nahi hota!
Bass ab meri acting ki baari hai,
Karzzzz dekhiyega,
kyunki agar aap dekh kar na hanse,
To rone lag jaunga main...

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

Cinema Hall main..
baithe ho kyun...
Cinema Hall main.. baithe ho kyun,
Haven't u had enough, of the Himesh Syndroooome?

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hooome..

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

Mere in gaanon se, Anacin ki farmaish hai,
Chein o' sukoon khona hai to, sunte raho..
(Oh You hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
Meri in filmon ka andaaz hatke hai,
Tragedies main bhi hasaata rahoon,
(You better hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
This movie is Bull-Sheet,
It'll torture you till you're beat!
Don't want your mind to kneel?
You better hurry hurry hurry!

Cinema Hall main.. baithe ho kyun,
Haven't u had enough, of the Himesh Syndroooome?

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

Behaal kar diya hai, mere in baalon ne,
Dhol se bhi badhkar hai pet yeh mera,
(Oh You hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
Gaane kya, ab main filmein banaaunga,
Rickshaw-waalon ka surroor hai mera,
(You better hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry..)
Your brain is now dead-meat,
Yo! This movie is Bull-Sheet,
Now before i make you squeal,
You better hurry hurry hurry!

Cinema Hall main.. baithe ho kyun,
Haven't u had enough, of the Himesh Syndroooome?

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome.. 

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Home Home,
Hurry Home, Hurry Home, Hurry Hoooome..

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

[Oh you hurry hurry hurry hurry,
You better hurry hurry hurry hurry..]

As always, listen to the (original) song and sing this along!

Oh, and by the way, I know I'm abetting a sin by asking you to listen to a Himesh Reshammiya song! Hence, the spoof to absolve my sins! :P

P.S.: Do let me know how you liked it!